3 September 2010, 4:50 am
These people look uglier than the average person. Why are they on TV? 1. Rosario Dawson and Fergie: It's just criminal that she's making money to be on TV and she walks around thinking she's hot sh*t. EWW 2. Lucy Liu: Tila Tequila isn't that hot, but as an Asian girl, I have to say Tila looks wayyyy better than Lucy Liu and her slant eyes. Even Maggie Q is hotter. 3. Sandra Oh: Again Tila looks wayyyy better and she's not even the hottest Asian. 4. Kirsten Dunst: She's gross, pale skin, and horrible facial features (lack of cheek bone structure and fat). 5. Gisele Bundchen: She has a great body, but her face is weird and she looks manly. 6. Julia Stiles: Eww 7. Emma Stone: She looks emo and I can't stand her voice. She didn't even look good in Superbad. Lyndsy Fonseca, from Kickass, is way hotter and a great voice. 8. Amanda Seyfried: She looks weird and kinda retarded. The ugliest girl out of the "Plastics" from mean girls. I have no idea why she made it big. Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams (with the blonde wig :P) and Lacey Chabert all look better. 9. Renee Zellwegger: Probably the most unattractive celebrity in the history of celebrity. She's fat, has no self-esteem, and just ewww. 10. Sarah Jessica Parker: She looks like a horse. Nuff said. 11. Kristen Stewart: She's a druggie and she's just ugly and weird all-around. Have you guys seen her at award ceremonies? 12. Maggie Gyllenhaal: Dark Knight was a great movie, but it needs better casting. Maggie is eww. 13. Rihanna: She used to be pretty cute when she first burst upon the scene. She wasn't Beyonce, but then again, who can match up to Bey? She was the Bahamas beach girl with long curly hair. Now she's all weird with short spiky colorful hair, edgy outfit, dominatrix crap, and a weird forehead. 14. Mariah Carey: She used to be alright, now she's twice the size of hubby Nick Cannon and I swear if you take off her hair extensions, she would look like a man. 15. Hilary Duff: She's a fatty. 16. Taylor Swift: She's not ugly, but she's overrated. Use eyeliners to cover up her tiny Asian eyes and seems like a bit of a dork. 17. Ashlee Simpson: Jessica was a natural beauty before she got fat and gross, but Ashlee just seems like an emo poser. 18. Britney Spears: She's a whale. Let's just leave it at that. 19. Amy Adams: Seems like a nice girl, but hot? ehhh no comment 20. Jennifer Garner: Seems to be a great mom, but she's just really average. 21. Chelsea Handler/Kelly Ripa: They both look a lot older than their actual age. 22. Emma Roberts: I don't think she looks good at all. 23. Ashley Tisdale: Overrated. Just very average 24. Kesha: eww and trashy 25. Katy Perry: She looks really dumb and honestly her face isn't that great. She has a pretty good body though. 26. Stephanie Pratt: Ewww 27. Jessica Biel: Why is JT dating her? From Cameron Diaz to her? Yeah I know Cameron is old, but Biel looks really manly. 28. Christina Aguilera: Never figured out why guys like her. 29. Scarlett Johansson: Looks like a porn star with makeup and a trailer park midwestern confederate flag mom with 8 kids without makeup. She's stocky and her skin is too pale. 30. Amanda Bynes: She has great legs, but she looks average. 31. Audrina: Her eyes always look upwards in every pic. 32. Olivia Munn/Olivia Wilde: I don't understand the hype. 33. Zoe Saldana: So overrated after Avatar came out. Beyonce, Tyra Banks and Gabrielle Union are all hotter. 34. Anne Hathaway: Too pale 35. Kate Hudson: She used to be awesome, but she looks really old. 36. Michelle Obama: Seems like an angry black woman with a chip on her shoulder and she looks like a gorilla with hair. I feel bad for Barack. 36. Whitney Port: Ugliest girl from the Hills 37. Hayden Pannettiere: Just an average girl who is incredibly short with an average body 38. Emma Watson: Really average English girl Other more obvious ones: Rosie O'Donnell, Tori Spelling, Amy Winehouse, Kelly Osborne, Kelis (why did Nas marry her and Jay-Z get to marry Beyonce? I always thought Nas is hotter.), Tilda Swinton, Joan Cusack, Lady Gaga, Madonna, Avril Lavigne, Susan Boyle, Donatelle Versace, Courtney Love, Kate Moss, Oprah, Whoopi Goldberg, Ellen DeGeners (but of course she's not straight), Camilla Parker-Bowles (Prince Charles' second wife), America Ferrera, Snooki, Paris Hilton. T.I.'s wife Tameka Cottle, Heidi Montag (average to begin with, ugly post surgery) Now, if you ask me who are good looking, my list is Jessica Alba, Jennifer Lopez, Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox, Beyonce, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Keira Knightley (great face scrawny body), Lauren Conrad, Kim Kardashian, Cheryl Cole, Kate Beckinsale, Annalynne McCord, Lyndsy Fonseca, Eva Mendes, Vanessa Hudgens, Nicole Scherzinger, Eva Longoria, Jordana Brewster, Cameron Diaz (with makeup of course :)), Gabrielle Union, Tyra Banks, Bla sorry good looking ones got cut off at the end: Blake Lively and Tila Tequila John: Britney really? And Fergie's face? Eww. I guess you can always paper bag. And I never said Hayden, Amanda Bynes, and Katy Perry are ugly, I Just said they're overrated.... Read More »
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